B&Bs and Hotels in Inner London 2

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Hostels and Hotels in Inner London 2

All B&Bs, Hostel and Hotels welcome to list their property here – any of these locations then please contact us to list your hotel below, free of charge.

Meopham, Mitcham, Morden, Nazeing, Newham, Northolt, Northwood, Orpington, Perivale, Pinner, Ponders End, Potters Bar, Purley, Radlett, Richmond, Rickmansworth, Ruislip, Sanderstead, Seven Kings, Shepperton, Shorne, South Croydon, South Harrow, Southfleet, Southwark, Staines, Stanmore, Sunbury-On-Thames, Swanley, Swanscombe, Teddington, Thornton Heath, Tower Hamlets, Twickenham, Wallington, Waltham Abbey, Waltham Cross, Wandsworth, Warlingham, Watford, Welling, Wembley, West Drayton, West Wickham, Westminster, Woodford Green, Wraysbury

For UK travelers going abroad, we recommend Tenerife, with feel of the UK yet all the sun of Tenerife. Read an extract below from More Ketchup than Salsa, the story of a English couple who left the UK to set up life in Tenerife. Info on how to buy the book can be found below.

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Below you will find short extracts from More ketchup than Salsa by Joe Cawley – not to be missed.

Short Extract

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David and Faith grew increasingly exhausted over the next 48 hours. Their eyes bore the red marks of too little sleep, too many tears. Faith had decided to leave despite David’s pleas for her not to go. She argued that she didn’t want to move to Tenerife in the first place, nor get married in circumstances that she felt had been forced on her. Now she found herself in a business partnership where she not only disliked the nature of the business, but also where she wasn’t treated as an equal partner. She was leaving Tenerife and David for good. The marriage was over. On the morning of her departure we didn’t open the bar until 6p.m. allowing David time to help Faith pack and take her to the airport. Joy and I didn’t see her before she went. Instead she wrote us a letter explaining her reasons for leaving and apologising if the decision left us in the lurch. It did, but the inconvenience was secondary to the rage I felt at her abandoning my brother. He came in to the bar at 7.30 and worked silently in the kitchen until the last order had been sent out. He left the bar with two bottles of red wine, to return to an empty apartment with his marriage in tatters. David’s bid for a golden opportunity had already cost him dearly. I wondered whether he contemplated following Faith back to save his marriage or if he felt more compelled to stay with the business. Time would tell. Surprise!’

I work Hotel Conquistador. I clean room, make bed.’ John One had come into the bar and headed straight for the girl. ‘You can make my bed any day, love,’ he said, putting his arm round her shoulders. She pulled away from him, eyes wide in horror. Even John was surprised at the reaction and raised his palms to apologise. Did you come to Tenerife by yourself?’ continued Joy. No. I come with boyfriend but now I have big trouble.’ Her head lowered even more.

Mario had installed a dishwasher, which we promptly uninstalled. It was proving just as efficient to wash by hand as the machine would take the best part of an hour to trudge through its cycle. Not only that, close inspection revealed that it was the home of probably the cleanest community of cockroaches anywhere in the Western world. The damp, warm interior provided their perfect pied-à-terre, a veritable holiday camp of spindly beasties waiting to jump out from gleaming crockery. Proportionally, the little things in life shouldn’t scare the big things. But it happens. It was a common sight to see a bar load of adults fleeing from one side of the room to the other just to avoid being anywhere near a two-inch insect. Of course, the bug realises the terror it can cause. Think of the power trip it must be on, scattering people like a motorbike in a ballroom. It’s believed that the cockroach is the only creature that could withstand a nuclear holocaust and thereby take over the world. If those aspirations were being considered, we were doing our utmost to rain on their parade. One of our more common purchases was Raid. At the cash and carry it was the pharmaceutical equivalent of buying condoms. You hid a couple of cans between the beans and frozen chips before making your way sheepishly to the checkout.